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    Written by Brian Salmi   
    It takes a small regiment of masochistic fools to undertake a mission like bringing the Rhino Party back from extinction. Those masochistic fools will be eternally grateful if you, Rhino brothers and sisters, would be so magnanimous as to make a small... large... larger? financial contribution to fuel this most important of crusades.

    As the Party is not yet registered, the masochistic fools cannot yet give you a tax receipt for your largesse (largeresses?). In all seriousness, without your financial support... well, you know, you here this all the time. But it's true. We need your money. Please!

    Rhino Party leader-schmeader will be running in the Outremont (Montreal) byelection. That's a thousand smackers just to get on the ballot and he is a poor, poor Rhino (just ask any of his friends).

    Alternatively, you can purchase a copy of zilla's first ebook - Booze up and Riot : A free-wheeling, fire-breathing manifesto of funarchy and filth - buy clicking here .