In 1993 Parliament passed Bill C-114, which amended the Election Act in a manner that can best be described as draconian... reprehensible... sinister... anti-democratic.
Bill C-114 received all-party support (boo, hiss, shame, shame on this house!) As a result, Canada's most beloved political party - the legendary, fun-loving Parti Rhinoceros Party - was deregistered. The Rhino became extinct. That was the intent of Bill C-114. The courts have since ruled that most of the most heinous amendments to the Election Act were unconstitutional. Today, 14 years later, we call upon the legions of Rhino lovers (um... there may be a better way to phrase that but... ) to help BRING THE RHINO BACK FROM EXTINCTION. Surely in a country of 30 odd million people (30 million odd people?) there are 250
Canadians who are willing to become the founding members of the re-animated Rhino Party. If you want to have the honour being a founding member; if you want to right the wrong that was done by the evil-doers of the 34th Parliament of Canada; if you want to rise up and gleefully shriek, "Long live the Rhino Party!", all you have to do is print out and fill in this form and send it to:  | Rhino Party # 219 2001 Wall Street Vancouver BC V5L 5E4 |
The forms will be sent to Elections Canada (boo, hiss). Elections Canada will contact
you to assure that you, indeed, are a proud member of the Rhino Party. You will need to confirm that you are a Rhino and... we're back in business!
Let the games continue! |